Some science and physics jokes found on the internet and elsewhere are …
A joke that was found on the back cover of the book Absolute Zero Gravity goes like this …
“The astrophysicist’s dilemma: If the universe is really expanding, why can’t you find a parking place?”
Then there is the classic “Two Atom Walking Down the Road” joke that goes like …
One atom says to the other, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other say, “are you sure?”
The first replies, “I’m positive” [source]
Numberphile has a few videos of math jokes explained …
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