Funny Signs

Sign of Cemetery and Dead End

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This is a sign showing “Cemetery Drive” on above another sign saying “Dead End”.  I guess they kind-of go together.

Sign in Antique Store saying “We cheat…”

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This sign on an antique store says “We Cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!”

Well at least they are being honest (I think).

Sign “Make Left” points right

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The sign says “Make Left”.  But then why is it point you to the right?

Funny Sign: Altered Sign of Bird

photo credit: NeilsPhotography

The top sign is of a speed bump.  The bottom sign is “bird crossing”.  However, a practical joker drew a beak and feet and wrote “after” on the top sign — implying a dead bird.  And “before” was written on the bottom sign to show what the bird was before.

Sign: Runaway wheelchair

Photo credit: Paul Fenwick on Flickr

Oh, my gosh.  There is a runaway wheelchair going down hill.  But why is it going into the mouth of a crocodile?

Sign Showing Proper Toilet Usage

Photo credit: Paul Fenwick on Flickr

This sign shows the proper toilet usage in this part of the world.  There is a right way and a wrong way shown.

Sign: Slow Church Services

photo credit: Paul Fenwick on Flickr

The sign says “Slow Church Services”.  I’ve never heard of a sign commenting on church services before.

Sign: Beware of Free Range Children

photo credit: Paul Fenwick on flickr

The sign says “Beware of Free Range Children Slow”.

I’ve heard of “free range chickens”, but not “free range children”.

Funny Sign: Don’t Even Think Of Parking Here

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The sign says “Red Zone: Don’t Even Think of Parking Here”.  And the word “think” is emphasized with its larger size.  And as if the “No Stopping Anytime” sign is not enough.

Another sign writer trying to be funny.

Funny Sign: Rest Rooms Fasten Seat Belts

Photo credit: snowpeak on Flickr

If these were two separate signs, it wouldn’t be so funny.  But when you put them together like this, you wonder what kind of rest rooms these are.